
Umbro Global
Umbro turned to Absurd to manage their global brand presence and deliver at scale, with the reliability and responsiveness to match.
One partner. Multiple markets.

Performance. Progress. Growth. Support that is built for more than uptime, our teams are long term partners who do more than just keep the lights on.
Trusted by
Long-term support
Ongoing maintenance, updates and technical ownership that keep your platform stable, secure and future-ready.
Proactive progress
Performance, UX and platform improvements delivered regularly to keep things moving and results improving.
Trusted partner
A team that understands your platform, supports your people and drives meaningful progress over time.

Our service desk gives you fast, reliable access to experienced Umbraco developers who understand your platform, for the moments that need a quick, confident response.
Absurd's dedicated support team takes ownership of ongoing improvements, priorities and planning, keeping things running smoothly while continuously moving your platform forward.
Support that fits now and scales later. From core coverage to a fully embedded partnership and SLAs. We grow with your platform, adding the right support as complexity increases.

Most support stops at keeping things running. We take ownership, improving performance, resolving issues properly and moving your platform forward over time. You get stability, clarity and a partner focused on measurable progress.

15+ years delivering Umbraco in complex, real-world, often regulated environments.
Supporting organisations across 34 countries.
Trusted by brands that rely on performance.
UK based developers, including Umbraco MVPs.
Active in the community, and a regular host of Umbraco's Manchester meetups.
A partner that takes ownership, not just tickets.
We work with platforms where performance, reliability and continuous improvement are critical, bringing the experience to support, optimise and evolve them properly.

Umbro Global
Umbro turned to Absurd to manage their global brand presence and deliver at scale, with the reliability and responsiveness to match.
One partner. Multiple markets.

CitySuites
When CitySuites needed a booking platform that could not fail, Absurd stepped in to deliver stability, performance and measurable improvement.
A 7+ year relationship

ExpressTest
When ExpressTest needed to launch their critical Covid-19 testing service in record time, Absurd delivered a secure, scalable platform that sold over a million tests and got people travelling again.
£400m in sales through Umbraco Commerce
“We consider them not just a partner but a valued extension of our team”
“Their team seamlessly integrated with ours, making us feel like they were an extended part of our company. Their dedication, expertise, and passion for our projects always elevated our digital presence beyond expectations.”
Helen Holmes
Head of Digital, Brother Europe
01
Your platform feels unpredictable.
Every change feels risky. and you’re spending more time worrying about stability than pushing things forward. We step in, audit properly, and give you a clear, controlled foundation.
02
Fixes are slowing everything down.
Bugs, performance issues, and quick fixes that never really stick. We fix the root problems and stabilise the platform so you can stop firefighting.
03
You’re stuck without a clear path.
There’s pressure to improve performance. Everything feels important, but nothing moves. We bring structure and define a roadmap that actually drives progress.
04
You need to move faster without stress.
You don’t want to manage fixes and issues - you want a platform that just works. We take ownership of the ongoing work, so you can focus on growth, performance, and what’s next.
Get reliable Umbraco support from a team that can maintain and improve your site whilst pushing you further.
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Offices
Manchester, UK
Camellia House
Water Lane
Wilmslow
SK9 5BB
United Kingdom
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2295 S. Hiawassee Rd
FL32835
United States